I have no idea what to say about the bee-extinction threat that seems to have so many people worried. Thus, lacking all qualification, allow me to make a few smart suggestions.
1). First, deny that there's a bee problem.
2). Then, tar those concerned about the massive bee decrease as alarmists.
3). Next, cull mitigating information from disreputable scientists.
4). If faced with overwhelming evidence, insist that bee extinction is non-anthropogenic. Perhaps blame the sun. Certainly do not blame global warming.
5). Finally, suggest that bee populations have been erratic throughout history and point excitedly to a few unrepresentative examples of the positive ramifications of a world without bees. Bee stings do suck pretty bad.
Also, this picture is very pretty.